. >> the oxnard hilton. >> is that a terrible name for a city or what? >> he said that. >> oops. >> he said that? >> yes, there is a hilton garden in there. >> it's got three out of five stars. >> really? >> the only good thing about this hotel is the waitress patricia. >> somebody took my purse while i was eating the continental breakfast. >> [laughter] >> that is hilarious. >> and it still got three stars. >> you guys look wonderful. >> bye. >> coming up -- the dude on the recent cal fornication. >> you ladies would love this dude. if you didn't see that episode you'd love him. >> oh -- >> next "tmz," it's bigger than you the pack. ligger and that >> "tmz" online and on your >> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> feeling bloated, got a nice layer of winter blubber going? then it's time to sit down and be happy. take a load off on the "tmz" hollywood tour bus. like this stephen tyler fan. hop on and see the sights in beverly hills, hollywood and the sunset strip. >> you can see anyone. or even, david, david, david. >> god david beckham is hot. >> ke